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• Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
  A: What for? He can't see my license plate....
• Why did the chicken cross the road?? It was to see his psychiatrist (who lived on the other side) to learn what deep inner compulsion made him keep crossing the road.
  .....
• What do you call an Iraqi with a sheep under one arm and a chicken under the other?
  Bisexual....
• QUESTION: WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD ? ANSWERS
  Pat Buchanan: To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American....
• What goes "Gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-GA!"? A baby with a speech impetiment (sp?
  ). >What's gross? >Running over a baby. >What's grosser than gross?...
• Slow Down... A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway.
  But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate....
• What do you call an Iraqi with no camels? A virgin.
• What do you call a LADA with a turbo? A Skoda.
• What do you call a frozen policeman? A copsicle.