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• H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold wate
• South America has cold summers and hot winters, but somehow they still manage.
• First Law of Laboratory Work: Hot glass looks exactly the same as cold glass.
• A: Is it hot in here, or is it just you? B: It's me, but you'll feel the cold as I walk away.
• Soon After The Invention of the Thermos... One day Ken is sitting in his house when the doorbell unexpectedly rings.
  He answers the door and finds a salesman standing on his porch with a strange object....
• It was Johnny's turn for "Show & Tell". When the teacher asked him what he brought, Johnny held up a Thermos.
  The teacher wasn't sure where this was leading, but asked him why his Thermos was so special....
• English Can Be A Silly Language Lets face it, English is a stupid language.
  There is no egg in eggplant. No ham in hamburger. And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple....
• I can eat that taco with 6 squirts of hot sauce.
• Great A Hot & Juicy Story Well, I was loafin' around the salad bar at the burger stand one chili day on Coney Island, when I Frito-Lay'd my eyes on the sweetest little tomato I'd ever seen.
  Let's just say I could tell she wasn't gonna be ice-cold or taste like some of those cheaper spreads I'd eaten....