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• Q: Why don't lawyers lay out at the beach? A: Because cats keep covering them with sand.
• The Fisherman One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and his solitary line cast out into the sparkling blue surf.
  He was enjoying the warmth of the afternoon sun and the prospect of catching a fish....
• Why don't lawyers go to the beach? Cats keep trying to bury them in the sand.
• Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
  A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun!...
• The Palm Beach Pokey You put your stylus in, You put your stylus out, You put your stylus in, And you punch Buchanan out.
  You do the Palm Beach Pokey And you turn the count around, That's what it's all about!...
• Q: What do you call a quadriplegic at the beach? A: Sandy.
• a bottle on the beach I was walking down the beach and found a bottle.
  One that looked like [I Dream of Jeanie] bottle....
• Church Humor Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed
  "The Gate of Heaven". Below that was a small cardboard sign which read...
• Picture the scenario: it's first day back at school after the Summer Hols and all the little infants are fidgeting about with excitement etc.
  .. Teacher: Okay, kids, we'll begin the year by discussing what we did over the Summer Hols....