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  He was sitting at the bar, enjoying a well- earned drink, when his faithful sidekick ran in....
• The Lone Ranger, while hunting down some low-down-murderous scum, is captured.
  Fortunately, Silver escapes. The bad guys decide to take Loney out into the desert and tie him down, naked, to stakes....
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• What's blue and sits in the corner? A baby in a plastic bag.
• Tonto and the Lone Ranger were lost on the prarie one day.
  The Lone Ranger, says to Tonto: "Use your Indian instincts and get us out of this mess....
• Q: Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage? A: "t'da dump, t'da dump, t'da dump dump dump.