How do you tell someone that they are really ugly?
You are so ugly the tide won't go out with you.
You are so ugly the tide won't go out with you.
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- This guy's sister wus soooo ugly...
Well, how ugly wuz she?
She wuz soooo ugly even the tide wouldn't take her... - How can you tell when a WASP bride is ugly?
Everyone has lined up to kiss the caterer... - You're ugly but you
intrigue me... - Q: How can you tell when your girlfriend is ugly?
A:
When she's having an artificial insemination, and the... - You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
%end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you... - You were so ugly as a kid that, on Halloween,
your mother put peanut butter around your lips and... - You were so ugly as kid that on Halloween you're mother
put peanut butter around your lips and sent you out... - Q: What is COYOTE UGLY?
A: When you wake up with your arms around someone sooooooooo ugly,
that you chew your arm off, rather than risk waking... - You're so ugly, when you were born, the doctor turned you over and thought
he had twins."
"You're so ugly that when you were born,
the doctor spanked your mom." ...
