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• How do you tell someone that they are really ugly? You are so ugly the tide won't go out with you.
• She was so ugly, that when she worked in a pet store people kept asking how big she would get ...
• She was so fat and ugly that she got on the scale and a card came out reading, "One at a time!
• She was so ugly that I took her to the top of the Empire State building and planes started to attack her.
• TOP 25 COUNTRY SONGS 25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye.
  24. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure....
• Hear about the girl who had tits on her back? She was ugly to look at, but a whole lot of fun to dance with.
• Gladys: so ugly she had 11-foot pole marks all ove
• HOW FAT WAS SHE????? 1) She was so fat that I had to run her down 'cause I didn't think I had enough gas to drive around her.
  2) She was so fat, we would take her to MacDonalds to watch the numbers change....
• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....