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• From: MAD Magazine: Classic Flops Spring 1986.
  9 Very Unsuccessful Pick-up Lines: --------------------------------- 1....
• From: MAD Magazine: Classic Flops Spring 1986.
  9 Very Unsuccessful Pick=-up Lines: =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= 1....
• How do you tell someone that they are really ugly? You are so ugly the tide won't go out with you.
• You're so ugly, when you were born, the doctor turned you over and thought he had twins.
  "You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor spanked your mom." ==...
• You were so ugly as a kid that your mother had to feed you with a sling shot ...
• You are so ugly that if you sent your picture to the Lonely Hearts Club, they would be sent back with the explanation that they are lonely - not desperate.
• Q: What is COYOTE UGLY? A: When you wake up with your arms around someone sooooooooo ugly, that you chew your arm off, rather than risk waking her up.
• A 5-year-old Lebanese girl, Re Mi Bendaly, is gaining fame singing anti-war ballads.
  It's what you get when you ask, "Want to make some dough, Re Mi?...
• Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you.
  Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice....