Needs...
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up.
But then the wife stops and says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to
hold me." The husband says "WHAT??" The wife explains, "You must not be in
tune with my emotional needs as a woman." The husband realizes that nothing
is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it.
So the next day the husband takes her shopping at a big department store. He
walks around and has her try on three very expensive outfits. She can't
decide. He tells his wife to take all three of them. Then they go over and
get a pair of shoes worth $200. And then they go to the Jewelry Department
where she gets a set of diamond earrings. The wife is so excited. She thinks
her husband has flipped out but she does not care. She goes for the tennis
bracelet. The husband says "but you don't even play tennis, but OK if you
like it then let's get it." The wife is jumping up and down so excited she
cannot even believe what is going on. She says "I am ready to go, lets go to
the cash register.
The husband says, "No - no - no, honey we're not going to buy all this
stuff." The wife's face goes blank. "No honey - I just want you to HOLD this
stuff for a while," he says. Her face gets really mad and she is about to
explode and the husband says, "You must not be in tune with my financial
needs as a man..."
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up.
But then the wife stops and says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to
hold me." The husband says "WHAT??" The wife explains, "You must not be in
tune with my emotional needs as a woman." The husband realizes that nothing
is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it.
So the next day the husband takes her shopping at a big department store. He
walks around and has her try on three very expensive outfits. She can't
decide. He tells his wife to take all three of them. Then they go over and
get a pair of shoes worth $200. And then they go to the Jewelry Department
where she gets a set of diamond earrings. The wife is so excited. She thinks
her husband has flipped out but she does not care. She goes for the tennis
bracelet. The husband says "but you don't even play tennis, but OK if you
like it then let's get it." The wife is jumping up and down so excited she
cannot even believe what is going on. She says "I am ready to go, lets go to
the cash register.
The husband says, "No - no - no, honey we're not going to buy all this
stuff." The wife's face goes blank. "No honey - I just want you to HOLD this
stuff for a while," he says. Her face gets really mad and she is about to
explode and the husband says, "You must not be in tune with my financial
needs as a man..."
Related:
- Some of the myths about marriage...
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed.
Their passion is heating up. Then the wife stops and say... - TO MY DARLING HUSBAND,
I am sending you this letter via this BBS
communications thing, so that you will be sure to
read it.
Please forgive the deception, but I thought you should know what has been going on at home since your computer entered our lives TWO YEARS AGO.... - Learnign to share
There was a man and woman that were married.
And the man had a problem with referring to everything as his instead of theirs.... - This is a true story told by a friend of mine. It happened to a girl she knew.
There was this girl driving along the highway, when she suddely had to visit the restroom.... - Once upon a time there was a sperm named Stanley who lived inside a
famous movie actor.
Stanley was a very healthy sperm. He'd do pushups and somersaults and limber himself up all the time, while the other sperm just lay around on their fat asses not doing a thing.... - Can You Give Me A Push?
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.
He rolls over and looks at the clock, and it's half past three in the morning.... - New Technology...
A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their
first wedding anniversary.
So he decides to buy her a cell phone. She is all excited -- she loves her phone.... - A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane.... - A man marries a JEG/KfS [Joke Ethnic Group/Known for Stupidity] woman and
all is well for a time.
And, as such things happen, they eventually are going to have a baby....
