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A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their
first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cell phone. She is all
excited -- she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the
features on the phone.
The next day the blonde goes shopping. Her phone rings and it's her husband.
"Hi Hon," he says. "How do you like your new phone?"
She replies, "I just love it. It's so small and your voice is clear as a
bell. There's one thing I don't understand though."
"What's that, baby?" asks the husband.
"How did you know I was at WalMart?"
A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their
first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cell phone. She is all
excited -- she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the
features on the phone.
The next day the blonde goes shopping. Her phone rings and it's her husband.
"Hi Hon," he says. "How do you like your new phone?"
She replies, "I just love it. It's so small and your voice is clear as a
bell. There's one thing I don't understand though."
"What's that, baby?" asks the husband.
"How did you know I was at WalMart?"
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