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• Okay, here 'tis, boys and girls. After many seconds of intense thought, I have devised the definitive, and in fact the Official List of Silly Newsgroups.
  I would like to thank the many fine folks who contributed significantly to this list....
• Things That Make You Go Hmmm... ** It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
  ** Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off....
• I Like 'em Dead I was just 13 when my mommy caught me French-kissing a cadaver in my bed.
  She said, "Son, how could you do this?" And I said "Mom, I like 'em dead....
• This big guy (and I mean *really* big) is sitting in his local pub, having a beer when this little guy comes running in.
  Quick, quick", he says, "there's a guy in bed with your wife!...
• Ma fren, you got to read dis joke in yor best Cajun accent, so you sound jus like Justin Wilson when he tell it.
  If you do, it'll be wundermus, I garontee. Der were dese two Cajun buddies at dis bar, and dey wuz gettin drunk, I mean!...
• Unknown An avid golfer and his wife are playing the course.
  The husband has a great round going until he gets to the par 4, 14th hole where he slices badly to the right and ends up behind a barn....
• One day in the city of Juarez, a group of people who happened to be outside on a warm summer day
  (taking thier afternoon siesta one would suppose), witnessed an event that would spur talk of a local hero for many days....
• A priest and nun are playing golf. They come to the first hole and the nun goes first.
  She swings and the ball goes beautifully. It was a hole in one....
• Butcher Dance A guy has spent five years traveling all around the world making a documentary on Native dances.
  At the end of this time, he has every single native dance of every indigenous culture in the world on film....