The Following Are Actual Statements Found In Insurance Forms Where Car Drivers Attempted To Summarize The Details Of The Accidents In The Fewest Words.

HomeShort JokesJokes from Emails

The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where car
drivers attempted to summarize the details of the accidents in the fewest
words. These instances of faulty writing serve to confirm that even
incompetent writing may be highly entertaining.

Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't

The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions.

I thought my window was down, but found out it was up when I put my head
through it.

I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.

A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.

A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I
hit him.

I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and
headed over the embankment.

In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.

I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached
an intersection, a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the
other car.

I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an

I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint
gave way causing me to have an accident.

As I approached the intersection, a sign suddenly appeared in a place where
no sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the

To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.

An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.

I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat, found that
I had a fractured skull.

I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road
when I struck him.

The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over him.

I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my

The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big

I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch
by some cows.

The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of its
way, when it struck my car.

My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.