Many Have Experienced The Confusion Of Traffic Accidents And Have Had To Summerize Correctly What Happened In A Few Words Or Less On Insurance Or Accident Forms.

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Many have experienced the confusion of traffic accidents and have
had to summerize correctly what happened in a few words or less
on insurance or accident forms. The following quotes were taken
>From those forms and were eventually published in the Toronto Sun

1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a
tree I don't have.

2) The other car collided with mine without giving warning of
it's intentions.

3) I though my window was down, but I found out it was up when I
put my hand through it.

4) I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.

5) A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.

6) A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

7) The guy was all over the road, I had to swerve a number of
times before I hit him.

8) I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my
mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.

9) In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.

10) I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way
home, as I reached an intersection, a hedge sprang up,
obscuring my vision.

11) I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the
wheel and had an accident.

12) I was on my way to the doctors with rear end trouble, when my
universal joints gave way, causing me to have an accident.

13) As I approched the intersection, a stop sign suddenly
appeared to stop in time to avoid the accient.

14) To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the

15) My car was legally parked as it backed into the other

16) An Invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and

17) I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my
hat, I found that I had a skull fracture.

18) I was sure the old fellow would not make it to the other side
of the street when I struck him.

19) The pedestrian had no idea which way to go, so I ran over

20) I saw the slow moving, sad faced gentleman as he bounced off
the hood of my car.

21) I was thrown from my car as it left the road, I was later
found in a ditch by some stray cows.

22) The telephone pole was approching fast, I attempted to swerve
out of it's way, when it struck the front of my car.