Did you hear about the aggie who had diarrea?

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• Q: Did you hear about the black guy who had diarrhea?
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• Did you hear about the black boy that jumped into the freezer?
  He had diarrhea and he thought he was melting...
• Did you hear about the aggie who moved his finger from
  his left nostril to his right and thought he had invented...
• Did you hear about the aggie that was fired from the M&M factory?
  He kept throwing out the W's .....
• Did you hear about the aggie that shot his dog?
  He heard that his best friend was screwing his wife...
• As the following classified classics will demonstrate,
  there are often more laughs on the advertising...
• Did you hear about the aggie who spent three hours
  in the library trying to look up Author Unknown...
• Did you hear about the guy who had his whole left side cut off!
  Don't worry; he's all right .....
• Did you hear about the Greek guy who was charged with buggery?
  He hired a smart lawyer and had the charge reduced...