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• As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the advertising and classified pages than you can find in the cartoons and comic strip
  -Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered....
• Did you hear about the aggie who had diarrea? He thought he was melting!
• Did you hear about the aggie who moved his finger from his left nostril to his right and thought he had invented the transplant?
• Did you hear about the man who spent the day at the beach throwing rocks at the birds?
  He didn't quit until he left no tern unstoned....
• Did you hear about the aggie that was fired from the M&M factory? He kept throwing out the W's ...
• Did you hear about the aggie that shot his dog? He heard that his best friend was screwing his wife!
• Did you hear that Milli Vanilli is putting out their autobiography?
  No word, yet, on who the author(s) will be ......
• Did you hear about the Scot who gave up golf? He lost his ball.
  Did you hear about the Scot who took up golf? He found it....
• Did you hear about the duck who flew upside down? He quacked up.