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  Moses, returning from the mountain, spoke to his people...
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
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• A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Shortly after he recovers from his an anesthetic his surgeon comes in and tells him
  "Well, I've got good news and I've got bad news for you....
• The Pope calls his mother right after being elected Pope.
  Pope: Hi mom, I've got some good news and some bad news....
• Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here? Docto
  You've had an accident involving a train. Patie...
• A man was very shy, and couldn't speak to more than two people at a time without getting nervous.
  His boss and wife both suggested that he take an Andrew Carnegie course....
• Did you hear? Ray Charles was involved in a car accident last Friday.
  Ray, in shock, was taken to the hospital. Because of severe injuries, the left leg had to be amputated....
• When I was in a six person suite of rooms, one of my room mates was a witch, and by coincidence, another room mate had a key to his room.
  One night the witch room mate returned to find that all six calendars in his room were set to October, and there was a pentagram of pencils on his desk....
• A team of detectives arrived at the business executive's New York penthouse apartment and were admitted by the butler.
  Mr. James," one told the busi- nessman, "we have some good news and some bad news about your missing wife....