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• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
  UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• Has a room temperature IQ.
• What's this: <------ ------> An irish sex manual.
• THE IRS LETTER... Dear Sirs: I am responding to your letter denying the deduction for two of the three dependents I claimed on my 1996 Federal Tax return.
  Thank you. I have questioned whether these are my children or not for years....
• AN IRISH BULL IS ALWAYS PREGNANT It's time throw some bull -- not just any kind of bull, but an Irish bull.
  And while we're at it, let's throw a whole herd of Irish bulls....
• Patient, Planter, What's The Difference? A CEO-type was in the hospital, being treated for a minor deal.
  For a week he'd made a complete nuisance of himself, irritating all the staff, shouting orders and demanding attention, complaining about the food, the bed, the temperature, the weather....
• Letter to the Bank Manager Dear Bank Manager, I am writing to thank you for bouncing the check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month.
  By my calculations some three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the check, and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honor it....
• I wrote this letter many years ago: Pennsylvania State University Admissions Address Dear Si
  I have received your acceptance for admission, and I regret to inform you that I will not be attending your university in coming years....