Q: What Do You Call The Lada Owner's Manual? A: The Bus Timetable.
Q: What do you call the Lada owner's manual?
A: The bus timetable.
Q: What do you call a Lada at the top of a hill? A: A miracle.
What do you call a LADA with a turbo? A Skoda.
What do you call a LADA with a sun-roof? A skip.
What do you call a LADA with a flat tyre ? A write-off.
What do you call a LADA with twin exhausts ? A wheelbarrow.
What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.
What do you call someone who buys a secondhand Lada? A scrap dealer.
Q: What's the difference between 2 Jehova's witnesses and a Lada?
A: You can shut the door on 2 Jehova's witnesses....
Q: What is the difference between a LADA and a golf-ball?
A: You can drive a golf_Ball 360 yards......