David Letterman's 10 New Slogans for Exxon:
10. We've got oil to spare.
9. Exxon: The Eastern Airlines of the sea.
8. Anybody got a tissue?
7. Breathe a word of this to anyone, and we'll kill you.
6. Keeping your children safe from blood-thirsty marauding walruses.
5. Now sardines automatically come with oil.
4. Three Mile Island. Now THAT was an accident.
3. If it wasn't for us, American sea gulls would be covered with foreign oil.
2. Ecosystems, schmecosystems.
1. Hey, you try drinking 3 or 4 six-packs and then steering a huge oil tanker!
10. We've got oil to spare.
9. Exxon: The Eastern Airlines of the sea.
8. Anybody got a tissue?
7. Breathe a word of this to anyone, and we'll kill you.
6. Keeping your children safe from blood-thirsty marauding walruses.
5. Now sardines automatically come with oil.
4. Three Mile Island. Now THAT was an accident.
3. If it wasn't for us, American sea gulls would be covered with foreign oil.
2. Ecosystems, schmecosystems.
1. Hey, you try drinking 3 or 4 six-packs and then steering a huge oil tanker!
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10.
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10.
Vote For Me Or I'll Come To Your Home And Explain My 191-Page Economic Plan To You In Excruciating Detail" 9.... - She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?... - How to Change OIl:
Women:
1. Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last
oil change.
2. Drink a cup of coffee. 3. 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle.... - New Tourist Slogans For New York
10. We'll pick your pocket and steal your heart.
9. If our strippers don't smile, the next lap dance is free.... - Wary Klink Live-Pillory Clinton
Wary: "Hello, welcome to Wary Klink Live.
Tonight's guests will be First Lady elect Pillory Clinton.... - How Smart Are You?
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20 Correct - Genius
17 Correct - Above Normal
15 Correct - Normal
8 Correct - Nincompoop
6 Correct - Moron
3 Correct - Idiot
QUESTIONS
1.
Do they have a 4th of July in England? 2. How many birthdays does the average man have?... - How to Change Your Oil...
Women:
1. Pull up to Jiffy Lube 3000 miles after the last oil change.
2. Drink a cup of coffee. 3. Fifteen minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle....
