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• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
  UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
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• Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor?
  ------------------------------------------------ November 22, 1996 - Any More Complaints?...
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  My job: to burden you with this information, so we all come away from The March with a surplus of wit & wisdom....
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• A Polish Mother writing a leter to her son Dear Son, Just a few lines to let you know that I am still alive.
  I'm writing this letter slowly because I know that you cannot read fast....
• PAINT IT LIKE A COW The Fair. I hadn’t been to one of these
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