There's an apple on a lawn and a worm sitting right beside it. The
worm is rather interested in the apple is about to start eating. There's
a bird that sees the worm and apple in a tree nearby. He is already
dreaming about the juicy worm when he decides to wait for the worm to
eat the apple so that he will have a larger worm. Then there's a cat
behind some bushes who watches the whole scene and thinks: If the worm
eats the apple, the bird will eat the worm and I can have the bird.
Ok, the worm eats the apple, nice apple, the bird eats the worm, nice
and juicy indeed, and the cat jumps to catch the bird but misses and
falls into a pond.
What's the moral of this story?
The longer the preparations, the wetter the pussy.....
worm is rather interested in the apple is about to start eating. There's
a bird that sees the worm and apple in a tree nearby. He is already
dreaming about the juicy worm when he decides to wait for the worm to
eat the apple so that he will have a larger worm. Then there's a cat
behind some bushes who watches the whole scene and thinks: If the worm
eats the apple, the bird will eat the worm and I can have the bird.
Ok, the worm eats the apple, nice apple, the bird eats the worm, nice
and juicy indeed, and the cat jumps to catch the bird but misses and
falls into a pond.
What's the moral of this story?
The longer the preparations, the wetter the pussy.....
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