Related:

• The birds and the worm Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a large puddle of oil.
  They see a worm on the other side. So... the one flies over and the other one swims through -- which one gets to the worm first?...
• There's an apple on a lawn and a worm sitting right beside it.
  The worm is rather interested in the apple is about to start eating....
• Exxon today announced that, following the Alaskan oil tanker disaster, they now have several hundred tonnes of dead seafood covered in oily grit.
  This is about 20 years supply for Mc Donald's Fillet-O-Fish....
• And remember, the early bird who hesitates ... gets wormed!
• A Few Quotes Found While Surfing the Net... "A day without sunshine is like night" "I just got lost in thought.
  It was unfamiliar territory." "99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name....
• Pd. for by Exxon>
• Boycott EXXON... get a horse!
• In an effort to boost orange juice sales in predominantly continental breakfast eating England, a campaign was devised to extol the drink's eye-opening, pick-me-up qualities.
  Hence the slogan, "Orange juice. It gets your pecker up....
• Exxon - greasing the coastline for smoother boating!