A preacher was giving a lecture on temperance to an unruly audience in an Old West mining camp.

A preacher was giving a lecture on temperance to an unruly audience in an
Old West mining camp. "Look," he said, "I put a worm in a glass of water
and it's still alive. I put another worm in a glass of alcohol and it died
right away. What does that tell you?" "Easy," responded a voice from the
back, "If you don't want worms, drink liquor!"