A Few Quotes Found While Surfing The Net... "A Day Without Sunshine Is Like Night" "I Just Got Lost In Thought.

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A Few Quotes Found While Surfing the Net...
"A day without sunshine is like night"
"I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory."
"99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name."
"Honk if you love peace and quiet."
"I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges."
"Remember half the people you know are below average."
"The early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese."
"He who laughs last thinks slowest.""
"Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
"Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool."
"Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm."