Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a large
puddle of oil. They see a worm on the other side. So... the one
flies over and the other one swims through -- which one gets to the
worm first?
The one who swam, of course, because "Da oily boid gets da woim."
You know the story of Noah's Ark, of course. Well after the flood
when the ark came to rest on Ararat, Noah released all the animals,
and held a meeting and explained to them that the Lord wanted them to
be fruitful and multiply and repopulate the earth....
