The birds and the worm
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a large
puddle of oil. They see a worm on the other side. So... the one
flies over and the other one swims through -- which one gets to the
worm first?
The one who swam, of course, because "Da oily boid gets da woim."
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a large
puddle of oil. They see a worm on the other side. So... the one
flies over and the other one swims through -- which one gets to the
worm first?
The one who swam, of course, because "Da oily boid gets da woim."
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