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  1) Five. One to change the bulb and four more to chase off the Californians who have come up to relate to the experience....
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Whispering voice:) "What do you WANT it to be?" How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
• How many generals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1,000,001. One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again....
• How many Reagans does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1) What light bulb? 2) Nancy.
• Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Five. One to change the bulb and four more to chase off the Californians who have come up to relate to the experience....
• How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1) Silly, Californians don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in hot tubs....
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Q:" How many Hinayana Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Two - One to screw in the light bulb, and one to not screw in the light bulb....
• How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to not screw in the light bulb....