Why does Iraq have glass bottom ships? So they can keep track of their air force.
What do you have when 2 Iraqi women are in the same room? A full set of teeth.
How do Iraqis play bingo? B-52, F-16, A-10, ...
What does Saddam Hussain and panty hose have in common?
They both rub a bush the wrong way....
What do you call an Iraqi with a sheep under one arm and a chicken under the other?
Why do they call camels the ships of the desert? Because they are full of Iraqi seamen!
What the difference between Iraqi women and trash? Trash gets taken out once a week.
Why don't Iraqis teach sex ed and drivers ed on the same day?
They wanted to give the camel a rest....
Did you hear about the Iraqi that tryed to blow up a bus?
He kept burning his lips on the tail pipe....
Did you Iraq has a new name for their air force? Skeet!