- Why does Iraq have glass bottom ships? So they can keep track of their air force.
- What do you have when 2 Iraqi women are in the same room? A full set of teeth.
- How do Iraqis play bingo? B-52, F-16, A-10, ...
- What does Saddam Hussain and panty hose have in common?
They both rub a bush the wrong way.... - What do you call an Iraqi with a sheep under one arm and a chicken
under the other?
Bisexual.... - Why do they call camels the ships of the desert? Because they are full of Iraqi seamen!
- What the difference between Iraqi women and trash? Trash gets taken out once a week.
- Why don't Iraqis teach sex ed and drivers ed on the same day?
They wanted to give the camel a rest.... - Did you hear about the Iraqi that tryed to blow up a bus?
He kept burning his lips on the tail pipe.... - Did you Iraq has a new name for their air force? Skeet!
