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• How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum? Three.
  One to eat the possum, and two to watch for cars....
• How many Kentuckians does it take to eat a possum? Two. One has to watch for cars.
• How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  .... - None. They aren't allowed to turn on the lights anyway.......
• How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1) None of your damn business! 2) Five. One to change the bulb and four to protect him from muggers....
• Q: How many Newton users does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Foux! there to eat lemons, axe gravy soup....
• Q: How many home owners does it take to change a lightbulb?
  A: Just one, but it takes him(her) 2 weekends and 3 trips to the hardware store....
• Q: Why does it take three Cajuns to eat a possum? A
  Because it requires two just to look out for cars....
• How many union electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1) Seventeen. One to give the bulb to the screw-inner....
• How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1) None. That's a hardware problem. 2) None. They just have marketing portray the dead bulb as a feature....