Have a movie with a good car chase scene playing loudly in the background. Yell "OW!" when a bullet is fired.
Related:
- The Wizard of Zone
Once upon a time in Depression-era Kansas there was a little
black boy named Zachary X (pronounced "ex" not "ten") who lived
on a farm.
He was an orphan, a cheap device to garner your sympathy... - NEWS BULLETIN - Men and women are NOT alike.
Sure,
you thought you already knew that. But now we have... - Can I yell "movie" in a crowded
firehouse?... - When in trouble or in doubt
YELL... - Definitions By Gender...
"THINGY":
Female: Any part under a car's hood.
Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra. "VULNERABLE"... - More Evidence That This World Is Full Of Complete Idiots
1.
Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man... - It went *ZAP* when it
fired... - Many ALMOST Useful Facts:
** Debra Winger was the voice of E.T.
** Pearls melt in vinegar ** It takes 3,000 cows to...
From the same category:
- Make the first topping you order mushrooms. Make the last thing you say "No mushrooms,
please." Hang up before they have a chance to respond... - Ask what topping goes best with well-aged
Chardonnay... - Start the conversation with "My Call to (Pizza Place),
Take 1, and. . . action... - Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation you are about to dictate.
Ask if they need paper... - Doze off in the middle of the order, catch yourself,
and say "Where was I? Who are you...
