Dance all around the word "pizza." Avoid saying it at all costs. If he/she says it, say "Please don't mention that word."
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- Avoid reality at all
costs... - Speak the word,
the word is all of us... - Kill the nerds
Since hunting season is going strong,
I thought this might be approprite... This was sent... - Subject: Nerds
This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a
beer.
As he approaches the bar he sees a big sign on the... - Bill and The Plane...
Bill and his wife Martha went to the state fair every year and every year
Bill would say,
"Martha, I'd like to ride in that airplane." Martha... - Butcher Dance
A guy has spent five years traveling all around the world making a
documentary on Native dances.
At the end of this time, he has every single native... - LITTLE JOHNNY
The teacher asked little Johnny, "What's two and two?".
He counted 1-2-3-4 on his fingers and said, "Four,...
From the same category:
- Play a sitar in the
background... - Terminate the call with, "Remember,
we never had this conversation... - Ask what the order taker is
wearing... - Rattle off your order with a determined air. If they ask if you would like drinks with that,
panic and become disoriented... - State your order and say that's as far as this relationship
is going to get...
