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• Butcher Dance A guy has spent five years traveling all around the world making a documentary on Native dances.
  At the end of this time, he has every single native dance of every indigenous culture in the world on film....
• LITTLE JOHNNY The teacher asked little Johnny, "What's two and two?
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