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• Say "Are you sure this is (Pizza Place)? When they say yes, say "Well, so is this!
  You've got some explaining to do!" When they finally offer proof that it is, in fact, (Pizza Place), start to cry and ask, "Do you know what it's like to be lied to?...
• My morale is fine! You can stop flogging now!
• Rent a pizza.
• How About Some Pizza... FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Diego that was under investigation for medical insurance fraud.
  After hours of reviewing thousands of medical records, the dozens of agents had worked up quite an appetite....
• FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG.
  ---------------------------------- FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL - 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG ------------------------------ FREE PUPPIES....
• Order a slice, not a whole pizza.
• Ask if the pizza is organically grown.
• Order a one-inch pizza.
• Order a steamed pizza.