Get Taker's Name. Later, Call Exactly On The Hour To Say, "This Is Your (time Of Day) Wake-up Call, So-and-so.
How to Order Pizza By Phone
Get taker's name. Later, call exactly on the hour to say, "This is your (time of day) wake-up call, So-and-so." Hang up.
Call me back so I can hang up on you!
100 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate 1. Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat.
Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach everytime your roommate walks in....
Pizza Pranks 1. Press random numbers while giving order (touch-tone phone), and ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
2. Tell the order taker that you have a rival pizza place on the other line, and you're going with the lowest bidder....
Call in, tune up, turn out, hang up.
THE LIFE OF A COMPUTER ANALYST (Long but VERY Funny!
) Monday ------ 8:05am User called to say they forgot password....
You Know You've Been Online Too Long When... ** Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.
** When you are reading something printed, you wish you could use a search function to get to the point....
GETTING RID OF TELEMARKETERS... ** If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.
** If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problem...
A man goes to the psychiatrist a nervous wreck. The shrink tells him to sit down and explain his problem.
He says, "Well, doc, I keep having this dream where I am at this party full of people and I look across the room and there is a beautiful blonde woman and she walks over and our hands touch and instantly we are alone in a room, naked....
Three women always hang their laundry out in the backyard.
When it rains, however, the laundry always get wet....