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• If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering.
  Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that....
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• The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
• Pizza Pranks 1. Press random numbers while giving order (touch-tone phone), and ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
  2. Tell the order taker that you have a rival pizza place on the other line, and you're going with the lowest bidder....
• Detect the order taker's psychic aura. Use it to your advantage.
• Order term life insurance.
• And bring your knees in tight...
• If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of.
  Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story....
• Be vague in your order.