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• Bring order to your life, use random numbers.
• Fathers are important people, too!
• If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering.
  Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that....
• Langin's Law: If things were left to chance, they'd be better.
• This IS a random tagline.
• Too much month left at the end of the money.
• Too much month left at the end of the money
• This was an ad I found in a "Sporting Edge" catalog (you know, one of those yuppy hardware stuff catalogs).
  I thought it was great....I also thought that I should perhaps open up my own service....
• COMPUTER TERMS for REDNECKS: BACKUP -- What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods.
  BAR CODE -- Them's the fight'n rules down to the local tavern....