Have You Heard The Three Biggest Lies? 1. I'll Respect You In The Morning.
Have you heard the three biggest lies?
1. I'll respect you in the morning.
2. The cheque is in the mail.
3. I will not come in your mouth.
What goes "Gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-GA!"? A baby with a speech impetiment (sp?
). >What's gross? >Running over a baby. >What's grosser than gross?...
Q: What are the two biggest lies a Polock ever tells?
A: "The check is in your mouth" and "I promise not to come in your mailbox....
28 of the World's Biggest Lies... 1. The check is in the mail.
2. I'll respect you in the morning. 3. I'm from your government, and I am here to help you....
Q: What are the two greatest lies? A: "The check is in the mail," and "I promise I won't cum in your mouth.
Three questions to ask an alien before having sex: (1) Are you carrying any diseases which might be communicable to humans?
(2) Have you had sex with any high-risk partners in the past six months?...
The USENET Guide to Power Posting 1. Conspiracies abound
If everyone's against you, the reason can't *possibly* be that you're a fuckhead....
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I'll respect you in the morning.
High School Vs College 25. In high school, you do homework.
In college, you study. 24. No food is allowed in the hall in high school....