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• What do you call a gay Smurf? A Smaggot.
• What do you get if you cross a Smurf and a whore? A little blue focker about this high.
• What goes "Gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-GA!"? A baby with a speech impetiment (sp?
  ). >What's gross? >Running over a baby. >What's grosser than gross?...
• What's smurf sex? -Screwing until you're blue in the face.
• What do you call a zipper on a gay Italian's pants? A Mediterranean fruit fly.
• Q: What do you call an obsession with goose feathers? A: Down Syndrome.
• I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
• What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Doug.
• The moon is blue and I'm not to happy either.