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• quot;Oh, yeah? What are you doing stark-naked?&quo
  "Oh, my God!" he exclaimed, glancing down. "I'm too late.&quo...
• What goes "Gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-GA!"? A baby with a speech impetiment (sp?
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• "i, i," she thought. "Perhaps he's not normal, but homologous.&quo
• quot;Doctor, it's my husband -- I think he needs psychiatric help.
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• I was in the city the other day, when a drunk came up to me and said &quo
  for $10 I'll teach you to talk like an Indian! I said &quo...
• quot;But Eddie," the teacher said, "nobody knows what God looks like.
  " "They will when I get finished!&quo...
• Dolly Parton and Princess Di died, and both of them arrived at the Pearly Gates simultaneously.
  St. Peter told them, "Our computer is down right now, so we can only take one person right now....
• Four women were sitting around talking. First woman says, &quo
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