I'll Respect You In The Morning.
I'll respect you in the morning.
Have you heard the three biggest lies? 1. I'll respect you in the morning.
2. The cheque is in the mail. 3. I will not come in your mouth....
I tell ya' I get no respect. I was making love to this girl and she started crying.
I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No - I hate myself NOW ......
What's red and white and scratches on the window? Baby in the microwave.
Hear the one about two teanagers, about to make love in the back seat of a car?...
You can have peace. Or you can have freedom: LL
I tell you I get no respect - A hooker once told me she had a headache ...
There was a young girl from Hong Kong Whose cervical cap was a gong.
She said with a yell As a shot rang the bell, "I`ll give you a ding for a dong....
I deserve respect, but a pay raise will do!
You've gotta love it, though you don't have to respect it the next day.
A young man is on a date with a young woman and they go parking.
After some heavy petting the young man asks the young woman for oral sex....