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  2. The cheque is in the mail. 3. I will not come in your mouth....
• I tell ya' I get no respect. I was making love to this girl and she started crying.
  I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No - I hate myself NOW ......
• What's red and white and scratches on the window? Baby in the microwave.
  Hear the one about two teanagers, about to make love in the back seat of a car?...
• You can have peace. Or you can have freedom: LL
• I tell you I get no respect - A hooker once told me she had a headache ...
• There was a young girl from Hong Kong Whose cervical cap was a gong.
  She said with a yell As a shot rang the bell, "I`ll give you a ding for a dong....
• I deserve respect, but a pay raise will do!
• You've gotta love it, though you don't have to respect it the next day.
• A young man is on a date with a young woman and they go parking.
  After some heavy petting the young man asks the young woman for oral sex....