Related:

• Q: What are the two biggest lies a Polock ever tells?
  A: "The check is in your mouth" and "I promise not to come in your mailbox....
• Have you heard the three biggest lies? 1. I'll respect you in the morning.
  2. The cheque is in the mail. 3. I will not come in your mouth....
• BTW,"The check is in the mail."Really,it is! No,I mean it!
• It'll be in v2.9....I promise!!!!
• This won't hurt, I promise.
• The IRS... A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have my remains cremated.
  "And what," his friend asked, "do you want me to do with your ashes?...
• Frequently-Asked Questions About Health Care By David Lubar Q.
  What does HMO stand for? A. This is actually a variation of the phrase, "Hey, Moe!...
• Q. What's the greatest drawback of the jungle? A. An elephant's foreskin.
• Q. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who lies on your doorstep ? A. Matt.