Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny .
Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing.
I reply to all submissions, but about 30% of the replies bounce.
From werner Thu Oct 27 14:06:34 1988
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From: brad@looking.UUCP (Brad Templeton)
Subject: Important Item missing from Book order information
Keywords: administrivia
Date: 23 Nov 88 08:22:38 GMT
Followup-To: rec.humor.d
Organization: Looking Glass Software, Waterloo Ont.
I left out one very important thing from the ordering information. If
you want to order by mail, make the cheque payable to Looking Glass Software
Limited, or to Brad Templeton. Not to "jokebook" as one person asked!
Also, as I noted in an earlier joke posting, my office is open Thursday &
Friday. Sorry to clog up the group like this. I usually try to keep the
volume nice and low, and based on what I've had to accept recently to keep
it at 60/month, perhaps I should keep it lower. Oh yeah, in the USA, it's
OK if you write a check instead of a cheque. I'll accept either.
--
Brad Templeton, Looking Glass Software Ltd. -- Waterloo, Ontario 519/884-7473
From werner Thu Oct 27 14:06:34 1988
Flags: 000000000001
From: rmach@polyslo.calpoly.edu (Roger Mach)
Subject: Three rodents with defective visual perception
Keywords: heard it, chuckle
Date: 24 Nov 88 03:30:03 GMT
(sung to the tune of Three Blind Mice)
Three rodents with defective visual perception,
three rodents with defective visual perception.
Visualize how they perambulate,
Visualize how they perambulate.
They all perambulated after the agriculturalist's spouse,
she severed their spinal columns with a kitchen utensil.
Have you ever seen such a spectacle in your existence,
as three rodents with defective visual perception?
