Three questions to ask an alien before having sex:
(1) Are you carrying any diseases which might be communicable
to humans?
(2) Have you had sex with any high-risk partners in the past
six months?
(3) Which one is your mouth?
Galen.
(1) Are you carrying any diseases which might be communicable
to humans?
(2) Have you had sex with any high-risk partners in the past
six months?
(3) Which one is your mouth?
Galen.
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