"i, i," she thought. "Perhaps he's not normal, but homologous."
- "Tacks?!!!" says the stupid man. "I thought you rolled them on.&quo
- quot;Doctor, it's my husband -- I think he needs psychiatric help.
" "Why, what seems to be the trouble?&quo...
- quot;But Eddie," the teacher said, "nobody knows what God looks like.
" "They will when I get finished!&quo...
- "Oh, Sir," she protested, "keep away from me. I haven't got my brackets on.&quo
- "ArcSinh!" she gasped.
- "Mommy, mommy, I don't WANT to go to Europe!" "Shut up and keep swimming...&quo
- "Mommy, mommy, I hate Jimmy's guts!" "Shut up and eat what's on your plate...&quo
- Trooper: "Hey, lady, he was doing 75, right?&quo
Woman: "Oh, officer, I learned years ago not to argue with him when he's drunk!...
- Curly leered, "I suppose you've never been operated on.&quo