A really stupid man walks into a drug store and says he wants
to buy a condom. The druggist says, "Fine. That'll be $1.10."
"$1.10!?" says the man.
"Yes," the druggist says. "One dollar for the condom and ten
cents for the tax."
to buy a condom. The druggist says, "Fine. That'll be $1.10."
"$1.10!?" says the man.
"Yes," the druggist says. "One dollar for the condom and ten
cents for the tax."
Related:
- "Tacks?!!!" says the stupid man. "I thought you rolled them on.&quo
- The parish priest couldn't resist the pretty young girl.
She was reciting her confession, and it was all too much for him.... - "ArcSinh!" she gasped.
- "Seventeen," replied Polly.
- "Never!!" gasped Polly.
- Two guys were drinking in a bar. The second guy says to the first
guy &quo
You want to see something amazing?" and pulls out of his pocket a miniature piano.... - Four women were sitting around talking.
First woman says, &quo
My son, he wears a black skull cap and black cossack.... - Bob, Don and Joe were lifelong friends. Suddenly one day Joe
disappeared.
Everybody was helping Bob and Don find Joe, until Bob and Don remembered that Joe had two assholes.... - "i, i," she thought. "Perhaps he's not normal, but homologous.&quo
