"Tacks?!!!" says the stupid man. "I thought you rolled them
- A really stupid man walks into a drug store and says he wants
to buy a condom.
The druggist says, "Fine. That'll be $1.10.&quo...
- "i, i," she thought. "Perhaps he's not normal, but homologous.&quo
- A man and a woman were pulled over by a state trooper.
Trooper: "You wer doing 75 MPH." Man: &quo...
- quot;Make it a double, Joe," the dejected man told the
"I just got the shock of my life. I caught my wife srewing my best friend....
- quot;But Eddie," the teacher said, "nobody knows what God looks like.
" "They will when I get finished!&quo...
- quot;Mr. Solomon, you're Jewish," the priest replied.
"Why are you telling me?" "I'm telling everyone!&quo...
- quot;Come, come," said Curly. "Let's off to a decimal place I know
and I'll take you to the limit.
- "What order are you?" the brute demanded.
- "Mommy, mommy, I hate Jimmy's guts!" "Shut up and eat what's on your plate...&quo