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• The President was shocked at finding that blacks were being killed so much more often.
  He asked Westmoreland why this was. Westmoreland replied,' Well sir, when an enemy mortor streaks towards our trenches, one of the men would yell 'In-coming!...
• Q: Why is semen white and pee yellow? A: So Mexicans can tell if they're coming or going.
• Q: Why does a dog lick its balls? A: Because he knows that in a minute he's going to lick your face.
• Canadian/Newfie Jokes This Newfie is going icefishing.
  He starts to drill a hole with his auger when a loud booming voice says "THERE'S NO FISH DOWN THERE!...
• A newfie goes to Toronto to seek his fortune and after a couple of years is doing very well for himself.
  His brother calls from Newfoundland to to tell him their father is very ill and probably won't survive....
• OBJ: This Newfie goes in to the psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, you've got to help me.
  All I ever think about is sex. I can't ever get it off my mind....
• The newfie went to the zoo to feed the monkies. He threw a monkey a peanut.
  The monkey picked up the peanut, stuck it in his ass, pulled it out, and ate it....
• A truly wise person knows that he knows not.
• Two construction workers were working on the 58th floor of a new high-rise.
  One of them looked at the other and said, "I'll be right back - I have to go take a piss....