The newfie went to the zoo to feed the monkies. He threw a monkey a peanut.
The monkey picked up the peanut, stuck it in his ass, pulled it out, and
ate it. The newfie thought this was rather unusual, so he threw the monkey
another peanut. The monkey again picked up the peanut, stuck it in ass,
pulled it out, and ate it. The newfie laughed as told the zookeeper, "Ooh-
boy, that's one stupid monkey!" The zookeeper watched the monkey's routine
and replied, "No, that's a very smart monkey. Last week someone threw him a
big peach and he ate it whole. He couldn't pass the pit, so now he measures
everything first!"
