A newfie goes to Toronto to seek his fortune and after a
couple of years is doing very well for himself. His brother
calls from Newfoundland to to tell him their father is very
ill and probably won't survive." Well if he dies I'll pay
for the funeral, the best of everything, spare no expense,
just send me the bill" says the Toronto newfie.
Two weeks later he gets a bill in the mail for $7500.00
He sends the cheque off to his brother.
The following week he gets a bill for &75.00
He sends the cheque off to his brother.
The following week he gets a bill for &75.00
He sends the cheque off to his brother.
The following week he gets a bill for &75.00
He sends the cheque off to his brother.
The following week he gets a bill for &75.00
He calls his brother and says"What the hell is going on; why
do keep get a bill for $75.00 every week?"
His brother tells him "Well you said spare no expense so we
rented Dad a tux."
Buster Douglas: "I've FALLEN, and I can't get up!"
couple of years is doing very well for himself. His brother
calls from Newfoundland to to tell him their father is very
ill and probably won't survive." Well if he dies I'll pay
for the funeral, the best of everything, spare no expense,
just send me the bill" says the Toronto newfie.
Two weeks later he gets a bill in the mail for $7500.00
He sends the cheque off to his brother.
The following week he gets a bill for &75.00
He sends the cheque off to his brother.
The following week he gets a bill for &75.00
He sends the cheque off to his brother.
The following week he gets a bill for &75.00
He sends the cheque off to his brother.
The following week he gets a bill for &75.00
He calls his brother and says"What the hell is going on; why
do keep get a bill for $75.00 every week?"
His brother tells him "Well you said spare no expense so we
rented Dad a tux."
Buster Douglas: "I've FALLEN, and I can't get up!"
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