The President was shocked at finding that blacks were being killed so
much more often. He asked Westmoreland why this was. Westmoreland
replied,' Well sir, when an enemy mortor streaks towards our trenches,
one of the men would yell 'In-coming! Get down' and all the blacks
would stand up and boogie'.
How do you make a dead baby float?...........
1 scoop dead baby 2 scoops ice cream
Why is a Newfie's piss yellow?
So that he knows if he is coming or going.
Farmer Brown got an irate call one night from Farmer Jones. "Brown,
your boy has been up here pissing in the snow!" Farmer Brown was
a bit surprised, but replied, "Well, how do you know it was him?"
Jones came back, "Because it's his name that's spelled out." Farmer
Brown was still not convinced anything was wrong. "Gee, Jones, I
don't see anything wrong with that." This really outraged Farmer
Jones. "Consarn it, Brown, don't you think I know my own
daughter's handwriting when I see it?"
Jeez if you love honkus
"Doctor, it's my husband -- I think he needs psychiatric help."
"Why, what seems to be the trouble?"
"Well, he pees in the swimming pool."
"Look, Mrs. Jones, EVERYONE pees in a swimming pool!"
"Yeah, but from the HIGH DIVE?!?"
Not tonight, Chekov, I have an earache.
_ /|
\`o.O' Thpfft
÷(___)÷
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much more often. He asked Westmoreland why this was. Westmoreland
replied,' Well sir, when an enemy mortor streaks towards our trenches,
one of the men would yell 'In-coming! Get down' and all the blacks
would stand up and boogie'.
How do you make a dead baby float?...........
1 scoop dead baby 2 scoops ice cream
Why is a Newfie's piss yellow?
So that he knows if he is coming or going.
Farmer Brown got an irate call one night from Farmer Jones. "Brown,
your boy has been up here pissing in the snow!" Farmer Brown was
a bit surprised, but replied, "Well, how do you know it was him?"
Jones came back, "Because it's his name that's spelled out." Farmer
Brown was still not convinced anything was wrong. "Gee, Jones, I
don't see anything wrong with that." This really outraged Farmer
Jones. "Consarn it, Brown, don't you think I know my own
daughter's handwriting when I see it?"
Jeez if you love honkus
"Doctor, it's my husband -- I think he needs psychiatric help."
"Why, what seems to be the trouble?"
"Well, he pees in the swimming pool."
"Look, Mrs. Jones, EVERYONE pees in a swimming pool!"
"Yeah, but from the HIGH DIVE?!?"
Not tonight, Chekov, I have an earache.
_ /|
\`o.O' Thpfft
÷(___)÷
U
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