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• A good friend of mine, living in northern Michigan, decided to go ice fishing.
  He gathered up all of his tackle and moved out on the ice....
• from "Last Train to Whiskeyville"... This is Tom Whiskey
  frontier doctor, here to tell you a story about Harry and Hiastod Whiskey, frontier morons, probably the two dumbest men i've ever known....
• Leonard had heard so much about ice fishing that he decided to give it a try.
  He got all his ice fishing gear together, went out onto the ice and started to drill a hole....
• Ice Fishing A drunk decides to go ice fishing, so he gathers his gear and goes walking around until he finds a big patch of ice.
  He heads into the center of the ice and begins to saw a hole....
• Ice Fishing A drunk decides to go ice fishing, so he gathers his gear and goes walking around until he finds a big patch of ice.
  He heads into the center of the ice and begins to saw a hole....
• One cold winter day, a polack decided to go ice fishing.
  After setting up his shack, he started chipping through the ice....
• This guy walks into a bar for the first time, and he's sitting around drinking.
  Some of the old timers are telling jokes. One of them says "Seventeen" and the other old timers all roar with laughter....
• Our friend, Ed, the Texas A&M Aggie, got up one morning real early to go ice-fishing.
  He gathered up his tackle, hammer and chisel and headed to a new lake he'd heard about....