- Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your
kleenex to other passengers... - Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering:
"Shut up, d---it, all of you just shut UP... - Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World"
incessantly... - Sell Girl Scout
cookies... - On a long ride,
sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator... - Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask:
"Got enough air in there... - Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator.
Wear yours upside-down... - Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall,
without getting off... - When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open,
then act embarrassed when they open by themselves... - Lean over to another passenger and whisper:
"Noogie patrol coming...
