Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
- THE BIG PIG
Received the following communication from Poor Innocent Guy Asa of
These should come in handy at work or when frequenting a doctor's office...
- Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
- How To Blow Your Nose
- A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose.
- Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
- Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers through it.
- Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space.
- Q: How do you make a kleenex dance? A: Blow a little boogie into it.
- Blow your mind - smoke gunpowder.